The Palms -- supposedly a four star hotel, was slightly less than a two star business class hotel in Switzerland or Germany. The room was large and light with a great view of the strip; high quality linens, comforters, feather pillows, high thread-count sheets and duvet covers, nice complimentary products -- but when you LEFT the room --
Food throughout was mediocre to terrible. Ate in the Mexican restaurant (allegedly New Mexico cuisine) and it was the worst gringo/mex I've ever had. Salsa spicey, yes, but definitely with a nice splash of tomato sauce or ketchup for more than color. The 24/7 cafe, ordered eggs benedict, eggs fine, English muffin fine, gelatinous canned hollandaise over all but the under-cooked hash browns. And all of this for quite a LOT of money -- two meals, two people, two margaritas -- 100 bucks. There is, however, fantastic and authentic Asian food just two blocks away in Las Vegas China Town.
Music! Ah, lets not forget this! A loop that played pretty much the same stuff at the same time throughout the day -- the hotel caters to a young and presumably sexy crowd which might explain the music, but there is a difference between erotic/romantic and sleaze. You can get a good deal at the Palms, a good room for the price, but not a great experience.
The Playboy Club is in the other tower -- and though I wanted to go, my boyfriend didn't have any non-sports shoes so that made the expedition unlikely unless he bought new shoes which he didn't need --