In 99 I was trapped in an elevator w/ a drunk guy who pooped himself @ the Riviera. He even lifted the legs of his pants up to show me how it ran down his legs and into his shoes. Thank god he was off on the first stop.

OHHH YUCK!

The worst thing I've seen was a homeless looking guy digging through the trash at NYNY drinking out of thrown away beer bottles!! And then there was this really drugged up woman (at NYNY also) sitting at a slot machine, she put in a buck and just sat there till the CW came, then ordered a beer! I was amazed that she pulled a cell phone out of her purse, and then just sat there talking (slurring).I couldn't believe they actually gave her the beer! I don't think she ever really played the machine!

Even after reading the replies, I'm still sitting here thinking "you can't be alone, what's happened, are you sad, lonely..." duh. Thought you just needed friends for a moment. I'll have to think of a funny story and get back to you. Glad you're okay. LOL

One funny moment from my first trip to Vegas. It was early morning (6 a.m. or so) and we were leaving for the airport. This taxi pulls up and out stumbles a blonde woman with her hair a total mess, her top a wrinkled mess and her skirt on INSIDE OUT. She also was carrying only ONE shoe. She looks right at the bellmen and says - "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman before?" Obviously a rough night . . .

ohmomneedsavacation - I think you're describing my friend, lol. Oh wait, that was Mexico, but it could have been Vegas!

We went with friends a few years ago...drunk buddy wakes to go pee, walks towards his wife...she is yelling..."Get away"...he walks out the door (no key, btw)..pees in the corner in the hall...opens a door--to the stairway! Walks down 14 flights of stairs, but of course cannot get onto a floor (one way locks), has no key or ID, cannot remember his room number, and it isn't in his name....

We STILL laugh hysterically about this one! I'm sure the security guys were rolling watching it on tape!

I guess "bathroom humor" always sells. Here's my 2-cents:

A few years ago, I walked into the men's room at the Fremont on a Saturday night.

The men's room was crowded, but I was able to find a place at a urinal. Shortly thereafeter there an obviously drunk man staggers in with a highball glass in one hand and a bucket of quarters in the other. (Obviously before the Ticket-In-Ticket-Out machines came along.) He takes his place at the urinal immediately next to me and begins to relieve himself. I finish my business and am on my way to the lavatories to wash up, when I take a glance back at him.

The drunk is standing there with a satisfied look on his face and then picks up the bucket of quarters, raises it to his lips and SPILLS HUNDREDS OF QUARTERS all over the floor, into the urinal, and onto his shoes!!

Well, great laughter erupts from everyone in the room and the drunk, now angered at his embarassment, takes a step back, gets an enraged look on his face and yells, "HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT??!! I'LL KICK YOUR A$$!!" at no one in particular. As he attempts to take a swing at someone, anyone, it becomes clear that he isn't in a position to fight anyone, as not only are there quarters everywhere, but he is now standing in the middle of the men's room, "hanging out," and PEEING ON HIS SHOES!

Finally accepting the absurdity of the situation, he joins the rest of the men's room in a hearty laugh.

Only in Vegas..............

Okay....I have got 2. #1 - I am sitting at Bally's and 2 ladies of the night are trying to get me to "go upstairs" with them. As we talk, I ask them where they are from? They tell me, "oh, it's a small town in Minnesota, you would'nt know it?" I say,"well where is it anyway"?, they tell me Oakdale, just outside of St Paul... I ask them if it is by City Hall or by Menards? and their jaws drop, as I tell them, "I am from Oakdale too!". They don't believe me until I show em' my license.

They were totally embarassed.... I have been looking for them for the last 10 years in Oakdale, but have not seen them since!

#2 In town for the Video Software Dealers Association yearly convention. (VSDA). Staying at Bally's again, where all the adult film "stars" are.

End up drinking with Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, and the assorted "starlets". All totally drunk!, half naked, girls making out, and wild as can be.

My friend was staying at Bill's last year. He got pretty drunk and decided to order room service late one night. The next morning he woke up with a tray of cold food in his room. He had passed out and was oblivious to the banging on the door and phone calls. So they had security open the door and left the food.

We had a good laugh at that the next day and he promised he wouldn't be that bad again. The next night he gets drunk again and calls room service. The lady he called asked if he would stay awake this time? Taken aback somewhat, he complimented her on her good memory and sheepishly promised her he would. He passed out again. He awoke the next morining to giggling messages saying he broke his promise and to call back if he really wanted food this time.

He didn't call for room service after that.

During CES convention, there were two geeks asking about a strip club.

They said they wanted a "laptop" dance.